Ask A Canuck

I, like most Canadians, live just a hop, skip, and a jump from the U.S. border. A mere ten-minute drive renders me incapable of ordering some of my favourite Canadian foods. The differences seem to scream the loudest when it comes to the interesting ways in which we Canadians prefer to dress up our french [...]

This morning, nearly a week into the month of April, I woke up to find snow on the ground. Today’s weather predictions certainly aren’t the ray of sunshine I’d been hoping for. They did, however, help me understand why so many people seem to believe that Canadians live in a constant snowstorm.
Canadian winters [...]

We, the Canadian people, are very, very sorry.

Throughout the years Canada has been the birthplace for a lot of talent. In fact, some of the most famous names in Hollywood are actually homegrown Canucks. Masquerading as members of the American public, these people are masters of the blending capabilities only known to the stealthy, ninja-like Canadians. And thus I bring you: The [...]